My Son the Circus Freak

“Mom, when I grow up, I might get a job taking care of monkeys. I’ll keep one for myself and name him Bananas, then I’ll dress him up in a tuxedo and make him drive around town in a little toy car. I’ll probably make millions of bucks because everybody likes to see a monkey driving a car.”  Jay-9

I’m assuming this will take place after he publishes the following books. I’ll send you all signed copies.

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13 Responses to My Son the Circus Freak

  1. Tori Nelson says:

    Atak of the monkeys. It. Sounds. Thrilling. You let the small man know that I’ll take a copy!

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  2. ANNIE says:

    Author. Monkey Trainer. Just two more talents to add to his growing resume!

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  3. Meemaw says:

    If he could train his fish to wear a tuxedo and drive a car, he’d really have something. I can see it now, his blue fish with a tuxedo and car in contrasting colors. Heck, I’d pay to see that. He’d also be the hit of the 4th of July parade if he did a whole patriotic theme.

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  4. I think he’s wrong. I see monkeys driving cars all of the time, and don’t even give it a second thought anymore!

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  5. Spectra says:

    Great art – but I don’t think your sons fiscal plans are as sound as he seems to think they are…better start finishing off that basement afterall. And add a monkey cage.

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  6. Monkeys are AWFUL drivers…
    and they’re always throwing things out the window at you…

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  7. Will this be available in e-books?

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  8. Tony McGurk says:

    A millionaire in the making. Banana man could team up with super broccoli man for a super vegetarian adventure

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