Jayisms

“Mom, I’m thinking about starting my own blog. I’ve got a lot of important stuff to say.”

“Oh, really?”

“Yeah, but I’m having a hard time picking a title. If you let me, this is what I’m thinking…

No, you can’t borrow my sunglasses.

1.  My Stupid Sister

2.  My Stupid Brother

3.  My Sister and Brother Are Stupid

4.  Things To Do and Say That Make Your Sister Crazy

5.  Places To Hide After You Make Your Sister Really Mad

6.  Why It Stinks Being The Youngest Kid In The Family

7.  Rip-Offs That Make Kids Mad

8.  Good Jobs To Get When You Grow Up

9.  Why Trolls Make Good Toys And Other Important Things

10. How To Make Swords With Stuff You Find In Your Backyard

So what da ya think, Mom? Will you let me?”  Jay-9

Readers, I need your help. Should I let him, and if I do, what’s your favorite title? A word to the wise, I wouldn’t vote for My Stupid Sister or My Stupid Brother. Jay hasn’t thought this through, but he’ll be unable to blog due to the fact that he’ll be in hiding.   

They’ll never find me here.

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22 Responses to Jayisms

  1. JWo says:

    I think “Why It Stinks Being The Youngest Kid In The Family” would be good. There would be alot of material with one and he could easily incorporate the first five titles under it. hahaha…

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  2. I like “Why Trolls Make Good Toys And Other Important Things.” I think you should let him blog. I think its great that he wants to.

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  3. Lenore Diane says:

    Yes – bring Jay into the blogosphere. Please. I like the title, “Why Trolls Make Good Toys And Other Important Things”.

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  4. Meemaw says:

    I’d like to see “My Sister and Brother Are Stupid.” Oh, the power he would wield! He could then write a blog about why it’s great to be the youngest in the family!

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  5. Number 3. They others may be too limiting..haha

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  6. eyedoc90 says:

    Or you could call the blog “Jay-Talking” as a word play off of jay walking. Is Jay talking illegal?

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  7. muddledmom says:

    My son has been asking me if he can do the same thing. I’m quite afraid of what he would write about! #6 is a good one.

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  8. frigginloon says:

    I actually like Jayisms. Needs a litttle sub line like Jayisms – and other crazy stuff

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  9. Kidz says:

    I’m still laughing at the first five topics for the proposed blog 😀 LoLoLololololooo!!!!

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  10. kidzcomic says:

    I’m still rolling laughing from his first 5 topics!!!! 😀

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  11. I love 6, 9, and 10. I actually tried to get Dimples to blog, but it sounded like too much work to her.

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  12. msmouse7 says:

    #9 – mostly because of “…other important things.” I would love to hear from Jay!

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  13. I have to admit…
    I’m always in the market for some good D.I.Y. sword-making advice…
    🙂

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  14. Didn’t he omit “My mom rocks?” I’m sure it was an oversight.

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  15. cooper says:

    “Tres Jay”? “Jaybird Droppings”? “Jayda Pincket”? (although that might attract the wrong kind of traffic for a 9 year old). “Jay & The Americans”? (showing my age here). “Mocking Jay” (OK, I know it’s a popular icon right now). “Peanut Butter & Jay”? “The Tao of Jay”?

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  16. #4. As a sister who continues to poke her own sisters’ buttons and have hers poked by them, I have an enduring appreciation for this! 🙂

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  17. I just love that kid! And I’m with ‘frigginloon’… “Jayisms”…definitely.

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  18. Androgoth says:

    I like nunber 10 the best but
    03 and 05 are also wicked 🙂 😉 lol

    Hope you are having fun Nancy 🙂

    Androgoth XXx

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  19. Thanks for the great ideas, guys!

    I don’t know about all of you, but summer is kicking my a$$! I accidentally overscheduled my life. Sorry about disappearing and not responding or visiting. Hoping to get some semblance of a blogging/writing schedule back next week. I miss it!

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  20. http://breakitdownpete.wordpress.com/2012/07/27/horrific-abuse/ ***Please repost, facebook, Tweet, email, talk about it, comment, whatever! it just needs to be exposed!!!!

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