No, I’m Not Dead

I’ve been a horrible blogger. It’s true. I mean well. I really do. Each day, I set out intending to hop on here and share some witty words of wisdom, but inevitably, I am sidetracked. Who would have guessed that this child raising thing would be so damn time-consuming?

The strangest thing is that my stats have actually increased in my absence. I wonder what that means?

Anyway, I shall return when you least expect it. It’s a promise. Plus, I miss our banter.

In the meantime, I’ll leave you with this very entertaining story with a good message.

Afro Bros

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31 Responses to No, I’m Not Dead

  1. JWo says:

    Glad you are back, even if it’s only for a little while. Also liked how the “yellow Porsche” was thrown in. haha…

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  2. Tori Nelson says:

    “In the middle of fighting they took a break for lunch”. Smart boy. You can’t fight a good hair battle without being properly fed 🙂

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  3. I suppose I could point out that plastic swords and Nerf guns make truly rotten weapons, but hey – I’ve never been to a battle where they stopped for lunch, so I think Jay is really onto something. That, and who could argue with random yellow Porsches just waiting to be hopped into? Though I suspect he purposefully left the ending weak, just so he could do a sequel, right? I’m waiting on the edge of my seat! 😀
    And don’t worry, you’re NOT a bad blogger. If not posting regularly is bad, well, I’m WAY over the “horrifically rotten” line! 😉

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  4. How do I even begin characterizing the awesomeness of this? Best to skip it and move straight to the entreaty. Please, please share more of Jay’s stories with us.

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    • Awwww! Thanks, Deb. Jay is my writer. Our house is littered with his stories. They’re everywhere…the kitchen counter, crumpled in his backpack, under his bed, on the back of the toilet. I’ll find a goodie and post it soon.

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  5. Memaw says:

    As a completely unbiased reader of Jay’s story, I believe it has Pulitzer Prize written all over it.

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  6. ryoko861 says:

    All wars should be that easy. The child has insight. Tomorrows future leader.
    I thought maybe you were swallowed up by the bus monster or something. It’s true, I heard it on the bus!

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    • Funny you should mention that because Jay was just telling me this morning that a kid on the bus told him about some booger monster that grows out of a booger wiped underneath a seat on the bus. Keep a lookout for that one! 🙂

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      • ryoko861 says:

        We should be interviewing THOSE kids. And asking them what mushrooms THEIR parents use in their cooking, if they’re even using them in cooking at all.

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  7. Good story, especially the sentence that said “they swang their swords”. That made me laugh. Glad to see you back!

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  8. This is like an updated version of Dr. Seuss’ “Butter Battle”. Love it!

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  9. I’m pretty sure I’ve rocked a fro-hawk before.
    Wait… is that even a thing?
    🙂

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  10. Tony McGurk says:

    That was a really weird story

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  11. J. Boudreaux says:

    I was waiting for a good punch line like “Silly Rabbi, Kix are for Triggs” . . . or something of that nature! Well, you have to be over 18 to get that one . . . waaaay over 18! Great post. J.

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  12. Happy holidays! My dear friend, I have been out of control working, but will be back full time in the new year. Peace!

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  13. Sandi Ormsby says:

    Jumping out the window and running into walls putting them into hopsital. Interesting!

    I like the left over PB&J throwing and they all got very messy, but that didn’t deter them from fightin’
    Hahahaha!

    I love it!
    I too, just returned to blogging. So YAY for us!

    Sandi

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  14. You’re not dead??? Darn, missed out on another fresh carcass…

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  15. Androgoth says:

    I wonder what will happen
    when the skinheads turn up? 😉 lol

    Hey have a great afternoon and evening
    and the most important of all, enjoy it 🙂 😉

    Andro xxx

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