It Smells Like A Bad Bear

“Mom, I need to warn you. When you come to my school, DO NOT snuggle up to the giant teddy bear in Mrs. B’s class. I don’t care how cute you think he is, whatever you do, don’t go near him…he’s filled with 4th grade farts.”

I’m thankful that someone’s looking out for me. I wish I could say the same for the bear.

“So you think I should try tomato juice? Damn those little 4th graders. They’re animals!”Those damn kids won't stop farting on me!

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19 Responses to It Smells Like A Bad Bear

  1. ryoko861 says:

    Wow, that’s some heads up advice there! To think you could have snuggled up to that little bear and been over come with stale methane gas! You own your son! He saved your life!

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    • I know, he’s a pretty considerate kid except for when he pees all over the seat!
      By the way, I hate this new blue WordPress dashboard. I can’t figure it out. I have to keep back clicking until I arrive at the old one. 😦

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  2. That’s hilarious and so true!!!! I don’t think that even tomato juice can combat that stink.

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  3. *sniff sniff*
    GOOoooo!
    🙂

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  4. I don’t even want to know how a stuffed bear gets “filled up” with 4th grade farts…

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  5. muddledmom says:

    I have a fourth-grader and sadly this all makes sense to me.

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  6. Someone call a smelly bear?

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  7. Maybe I should put a bear in my classroom to soak up some of the unpleasant odors. (I promise I am not the originator of the unpleasant odors.)

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  8. Binky says:

    Maybe they should get a Grizzly Bear instead.

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  9. Search the Internet for “Bubble Gund”, from the makers of the bears of the same name. It’ll get most rank odours (and other obnoxious things) out of your favourite stuffy, while giving him that “new bear” look and smell!
    You know, I REALLY should be embarrassed that I know that….. 😀

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