Cheesy Art Show

Art shows are the new rage in my home. The artist shows up to his event wearing his finest. He’s dressed to impress in a wrinkled dress shirt, basketball shorts, mismatched socks and loafers. Stray cookie crumbs decorate the corners of his mouth. There’s a good shot that he’s forgotten to brush his teeth, which I tell myself, isn’t due to his lack of concern over personal hygiene, but because he’s preoccupied by deep thoughts and creating creations.

The artwork is displayed on bedroom walls, hung lopsided with scotch tape and entirely too low for any adult to view without risk of a slipped disc. Instead of floating platters of hors d’oeuvres, mini bags of peanut M&M’s, leftover from Halloween, are chucked at guests. Unless you have quick hands, there’s a good chance you’ll end up with a black eye.

Ridiculously high prices are demanded, considering the artist is relatively unknown and  the collection was created in less than 15 minutes. Sometimes the artist tells a poop joke or two. It’s a classy event.

Since you missed it, here’s a sampling from the exhibit. Prepare to be dazzled.

Rainbow and the Cheese

Rainbow and the Cheese

Stand Alone Cheese

Stand Alone Cheese

Broccoli Sucks, Eat More Cheese

Broccoli Sucks. Eat More Cheese

Cheese in Love

Cheese in Love

Psychedelic Cheese in Oil Pastels

Psychedelic Cheese in Oil Pastels

Cheese Balls in Blue Bowl

Cheese Balls in Blue Bowl

And, of course, an art show wouldn’t be complete without a controversial piece. Let me present… The Nude.

The Nude

The Nude 

In case you’re wondering, The Nude was the most popular piece in the exhibit. It went for $1.50 and will be used in next year’s Christmas card, as it bears slight resemblance to baby Jesus.

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21 Responses to Cheesy Art Show

  1. Talented artist. I love the details. My favorite is the psychedelic cheese, but the nude has such great details. 😀

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  2. dad says:

    The first thought I had was that that this was clearly a male nude. The second thought was that he has 3 arms that are the same length. Last, the artist missed a grand opportunity to tie it all together….the nude should have cut the cheese.

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  3. Sandi Ormsby says:

    HAHAHAHA! I just posted a “cheese” article! How funny.

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  4. You had me at ‘Cheesy Art Show’.
    I’m sensing a ‘Nude with Cheese’ at some point in the near future… seems like a fairly plausible progression. 🙂
    p.s. – I hope Jay keeps at it!

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  5. ryoko861 says:

    Keepers! Put those puppies in an art folder and pull them out when he brings his first girlfriend home! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…….

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  6. The artist is obsessed with cheese. Does he happen to be constipated.

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  7. You know, I have this odd feeling there’s some theme here, but I just can’t seem to figure it out…..

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  8. vanessagobes says:

    i’m crying and snorting at my computer out here in the world somewhere. i’m counting the minutes until your sitcom pilot.

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  9. Binky says:

    There seems to be a strong cheese theme running though that exhibition.

    Candy leftover from Halloween? My Halloween candy doesn’t even make it to Halloween.

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