Is That A Booger?

Jay:  Mom, you know how Katy Perry wrote that Firework song to inspirate people?

Me:  You mean to ‘inspire’ people?

A booger-free Katy Perry is an inpiration.
A booger-free Katy Perry is an inpiration.

Jay:  Yeah. That’s what I just said.

Me:  Oh, ok. Yes. I know the song.

Jay:  Well, I’m doing the same sorta thing. I’m writing a rap song called Boogers Up Your Nose. It’s for all the people who feel bad about themselves when they find out they’ve walked around all day with a booger hanging out of their nose. You know, to inspirate them.

Happy Friday, everyone! May your weekend be booger-free.

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18 Responses to Is That A Booger?

  1. breezyk says:

    omg this is too much. Also, he may give Katy Perry more credit than anyone else in the world does.

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  2. JWo says:

    Can’t wait to see the lyrics and/or hear the song…

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  3. Ha! May your weekend also be (visible) booger-free!

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  4. Wow, he’s good! He hasn’t even written the song yet and I feel TRULY inspirated! 😀

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  5. ryoko861 says:

    Katy Perry inspirates me, no problem there. Spell check doesn’t like this word, I’m going to have to “Add to dictionary”.

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  6. It’s time someone stood up for the “booger-challenged”!

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  7. frigginloon says:

    Brilliant. I always have trouble telling someone there’s a booger hanging from their nose hair. Now I can just burst out into rap.

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  8. Now that’s talent
    (I’m still trying to figure out what rhymes with booger)!
    🙂

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