Jay: Mom, you know how Katy Perry wrote that Firework song to inspirate people?
Me: You mean to ‘inspire’ people?
Jay: Yeah. That’s what I just said.
Me: Oh, ok. Yes. I know the song.
Jay: Well, I’m doing the same sorta thing. I’m writing a rap song called Boogers Up Your Nose. It’s for all the people who feel bad about themselves when they find out they’ve walked around all day with a booger hanging out of their nose. You know, to inspirate them.
Happy Friday, everyone! May your weekend be booger-free.