Monthly Archives: February 2013

The Mama Lisa

Jay:  Mom, just so you know, I’m drawing your portrait right this very minute. Me:  Ok, great. Jay:  Try to act natural, just keep packing lunch. Oh, and while you’re at it, stick in a few extra packs of fruit snacks, would … Continue reading

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Young American Wisdom Does The Harlem Shake

We couldn’t miss out on an opportunity to act completely ridiculous…grandparents included.

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Vitamin Boy

Jay:  Hey, Mom! Remember when I was little and crawled up on the counter and ate half a bottle of vitamins? I almost had to get my stomach pumped, right? Me:  Yes, you did! I had to call Poison Control. I still can’t … Continue reading

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Asparagus, Rap and the Thousand Paper Cranes

Me:  Jay, please eat your asparagus. Jay:  But it’s disgusting. Me:  Just eat it. It’s good for you. Jay:  I think it’s really unfair that everything that’s good for you has to taste so bad. Me:  It’s just the way it is. Now, eat it. … Continue reading

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Don’t Answer The Phone…it’s embarrassing!

Me:  Anna Kate, Katy called. I told her you’d call her right back. AK:  She called on the house phone? That’s weird. Me:  No. She called on your phone. AK:  Oh My God, Mom! You answered my phone? Me:  Of course, I … Continue reading

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Don’t Touch My Toothbrush!

Me:  Jay, did you brush your teeth? Jay:  Yup. If you don’t believe me, you can even ask Will. Will:  He did. I saw him…using MY toothbrush! Me:  Jay! Jay:  What? I couldn’t find mine. Will:  Mom, I can’t take … Continue reading

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