Vitamin Boy

Jay:  Hey, Mom! Remember when I was little and crawled up on the counter and ate half a bottle of vitamins? I almost had to get my stomach pumped, right?

Me:  Yes, you did! I had to call Poison Control. I still can’t figure out how you got the bottle open.

Jay:  Well, me and Will just made a YouTube video about vitamins.

Me:  You made a video about vitamins? Is it completely ridiculous?

Jay:  Well, sorta. Here, just watch.

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18 Responses to Vitamin Boy

  1. dad says:

    I thought they were doing their homework.

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  2. I sure wish I had that energy!
    If only there were tiny pills containing essential vitamins and minerals I might actually be able to wake-up. Possibly. But I doubt it.
    🙂

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  3. Is he on his way to Nashville?

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  4. Can one of those kids learn to beat box so we can get some rhythm

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  5. frigginloon says:

    Could this be the new Rebecca Black?

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  6. Binky says:

    I don’t suppose they come with a volume control in real life.

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  7. Vitamins are good for you…so a whole bottle of vitamins must be EXTRA good for you. Right?

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  8. I think this is a diamond in the rough. There’s definitely potential.

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