Jay: Hey, Mom! Remember when I was little and crawled up on the counter and ate half a bottle of vitamins? I almost had to get my stomach pumped, right?
Me: Yes, you did! I had to call Poison Control. I still can’t figure out how you got the bottle open.
Jay: Well, me and Will just made a YouTube video about vitamins.
Me: You made a video about vitamins? Is it completely ridiculous?
Jay: Well, sorta. Here, just watch.