Jay: Mom, just so you know, I’m drawing your portrait right this very minute.
Me: Ok, great.
Jay: Try to act natural, just keep packing lunch. Oh, and while you’re at it, stick in a few extra packs of fruit snacks, would ya? They’re good to trade.
Me: I thought you could get in trouble for trading food at lunch?
Jay: Not if you don’t get caught.
Me: Well, I don’t think you should risk it.
Jay: C’mon, Mom. I’m a risk taker. I live my life dangerously.
Me: Very funny.
Jay: Hey! No peeking.
Jay: Ta-da! Let me present…The Mama Lisa.
Me: Wow! It’s lovely. I especially love my nose. Thank you.
Jay: Sure thing. If you want, you can stick it in a frame and put it in a museum. I’ll be just like that guy, Leonardo DiCaprio.
Me: You mean, Leonardo da Vinci.
Jay: Same thing, right?