Monthly Archives: March 2013

You Better Let Her Sing

Jay:  Mom, you’re never gonna believe this, but today at recess, a bunch of girls on the playground called me over. They were standing in a group with their arms crossed and their hands on their hips. I was sorta scared … Continue reading

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Jerry Garcia Has Seen Me Naked

Will:  Mom, what’s up with the strange guy in the shower? I hate how he’s always staring at me. Me:  Try not to make eye contact. Maybe you’ll forget he’s there. Will:  I’ve tried. I’m thinking about wearing my bathing … Continue reading

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He No Speak Chinese

Me:  Alright! Which one of you thought it would be a good idea to smear your dirty fingers all over the inside of my car windows? You know, the same car windows I just cleaned? Will:  Oh, that? That was me, but … Continue reading

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