Say What?

“Mom, you look like some sort of strange spider monkey in oversizedwtf! sunglasses and your armpits smell like the airport bar in the Philadelphia Airport, you know the one with the really good cheese fries? But you know what? I actually think it’s working for you.”

There’s nothing like a compliment from a 13-year-old girl to boost your self-esteem. Have I mentioned that I’m thinking about creating my own line of perfume? Happy Mother’s Day, everyone!

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14 Responses to Say What?

  1. Grannie Annie says:

    What is AKDoing smelling your armpits? I thought that odor was rotten Easter eggs! I guess I have to spend more time in airport bars.

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  2. Shoot, I had some great, witty (okay, so-so witty) response in mind, and now I’m just laughing my head off at my two predecessors! šŸ˜€
    And a Happy Mother’s Day to all!

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  3. Hope you have a sweet-smelling Mother’s Day, Nancy! You totally deserve it. šŸ™‚

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  4. How much time does your daughter spend in the airport bar?

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  5. Hahaha! Well… not everyone can pull it off! And I should know!
    šŸ™‚

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  6. Gray Dawster says:

    It sounds a bit on the whiffy side to me
    but you managed it well i think šŸ™‚ šŸ™‚ lmao

    Have fun today Nancy šŸ™‚
    Andro xxxx

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