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Is That A Booger?

Jay:  Mom, you know how Katy Perry wrote that Firework song to inspirate people? Me:  You mean to ‘inspire’ people? A booger-free Katy Perry is an inpiration. Jay:  Yeah. That’s what I just said. Me:  Oh, ok. Yes. I know the … Continue reading

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I Heard It On The Bus: Part III

“Mom, did you know that if you don’t know the answers on a multiple-choice test, people say you should always guess ‘C?’ But, that’s a total lie…you should always guess ‘B.’ It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” Will-10 I bet many of … Continue reading

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Manly Children

“But Mom…l like the dirt under my fingernails. It makes me look more manly.” Jay-8 The Top Ten Ways For A Kid To Look More Manly 1. dirty fingernails 2. messy hair…the current look for the under 12 crowd 3. yellow, unbrushed … Continue reading

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