Tag Archives: growing-up

Long Term Plans In Shorts

“Mom, when I grow up, I’m gonna have a pool and to make it really fun, I’ll put a diving board on my roof. I’m also gonna have a butler who plays video games with me and packs me lobster for lunch … Continue reading

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Ain’t It The Truth?

“Mom, life was easier when I believed the Disney Princesses were real and babies came out of belly buttons.”  Anna-12                                                                       

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I Suggest You Braid It…maybe start a new trend

“Hey, Jay! What do you think you’re gonna do if you end up with a lot of chest hair when you grow up? I think I’ll probably just shave mine off.” Will-10 “Nah, I’m not gonna shave mine cause I … Continue reading

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Mirror, Mirror On The Wall…who really cares at all?

“But Mom, I don’t care about looking good.                                                                I’m gonna save that for when I grow-up and don’t have any fun stuff left to do.”  Jay-8  Hmmm…an interesting perspective.

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Lady, Don’t Even Think About It!

“Mom, I want you to stand on the front porch                                                         when my bus passes, but please don’t look                                                                      at the bus and definitely don’t wave or shout out.” Anna-11 I guess cartwheels down the sidewalk would be out of the question.

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Kid, You’re Killing Me!

“Mom, no offense or anything, but I can’t hold your hand anymore. I mean, I still sorta wanna and I still really like you a whole bunch, but if anyone saw me holding your hand it would ruin my life. … Continue reading

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The Listener

“Mom, I’ve decided I’m gonna change my ways. Instead of making you ask me 10 or 11 times to do something, I’m only gonna make you ask me 2 or 3 times. Would that make you so happy?” Jay-8 Sometimes you’ve … Continue reading

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A Bag of Balls

“Mom, what’s a ball sack?” Jay-8 I was unprepared for this question so I settled for the following… “Well honey, that would be a bag filled with some balls, of course. Now take this blue freeze pop and go play outside.”  

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Eddie Haskell

“Hey Will, go inside and tell Mom she’s beautiful and see if you can get us a couple more freeze pops. Try to get me a blue one this time.” Jay-8 to Will-10 It looks like a modern day version … Continue reading

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Bunny Tales

“Seriously Mom, a bunny? You expect me to believe a cute, fuzzy, little bunny is going to hop all around the world dragging along baskets filled with candy and trinkets to millions of kids? I mean, c’mon Mom…it’s physically impossible! … Continue reading

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