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I Heard It On The Bus: XIII

“Mom, whenever you think someone seems too perfect, just snoop through their bathroom drawers until you find their anti-diarrhea medicine and then you’ll feel much better about yourself. It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” Actually, a dose of anti-diarrhea medicine sounds … Continue reading

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I Heard It On The Bus: XII

“Mom, did you know that you’ll have less stress in your life if you grow-up to be a professional poker player instead of the President of the United States? Plus, you’ll make more money and get to wear really cool sunglasses. … Continue reading

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I Heard It On The Bus: Part XI

I recently received the loveliest rejection letter from the editor of MAD Magazine for my submission of I Heard It On The Bus. I know, you don’t usually associate the word lovely with MAD Magazine or rejection, but honestly, their thanks-but-no-thanks letter … Continue reading

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I Heard It On The Bus: Part X

“Mom, did you know that the best kind of teachers are the ones that laugh at your jokes and don’t send you to the principal’s office? It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” In celebration of the start of school … Continue reading

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I Heard It On The Bus: Part IX

“Mom, did you know that it’s a well-known fact that most presidential candidates are addicted to eating their own boogers? They keep a secret stash behind their ears. It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” It’s never a good sign when school … Continue reading

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I Heard It On The Bus: Part VIII

“Mom, did you know that the first piece of cheese was discovered in 1896 by a farmer in West Virginia? That guy had some sorta special cheese making cow that he sold to the government for a million bucks. That’s why we have … Continue reading

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I Heard It On The Bus: Part VII

“Mom, did you know that on every bus there’s a book hidden beneath the seat in the 10th row, on the left-hand side? It’s a secret book filled with all the world’s bad words. It’s true…I heard it on the bus.”  Will-10 I knew … Continue reading

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Another Bag of Money

“Mom, I need you to do me a favor today. I need you to take this bag of money to the bank. See if the people at the bank can turn these coins into cash. It will be easier for … Continue reading

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I Heard It On The Bus: Part VI

“Mom, did you know that the best way to avoid having the principal sit with you on the bus is to NOT throw paper airplanes at the back of the bus driver’s head? It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” … Continue reading

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They Heard About It On The Bus

Today, I’d like to give a special shout-out to all the fab middle schoolers who are rumored to be reading this blog…You Guys Rock! Thanks for reading and laughing along with the rest of us. Please keep telling your outrageous … Continue reading

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I Heard It On The Bus: Part V

“Mom, guess what? I don’t have any homework because I did it on the bus. Did you know that it’s a well-known fact that kids who do their homework on the bus get better grades and have more time to play? … Continue reading

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I Heard It On The Bus: Part IV

“Mom, did you know that the best way to get an A on a math test is to sleep with the book under your pillow? The information seeps into your brain overnight. It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” Will-10 … Continue reading

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I Heard It On The Bus: Part III

“Mom, did you know that if you don’t know the answers on a multiple-choice test, people say you should always guess ‘C?’ But, that’s a total lie…you should always guess ‘B.’ It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” Will-10 I bet many of … Continue reading

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I Heard It On The Bus: Part II

“Mom, just wait till you hear what I                                                                        learned on the bus today. You are gonna                                                                 LOVE it! Ready? Ok. Now, watch and listen… ‘Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.’ Isn’t that totally hilarious? I can’t wait … Continue reading

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I Heard It On The Bus

“Mom, did you know that the human body is capable of living 225 years? It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” Will-10 Now, before you get too excited about this new revelation, let me tell you that information learned on a … Continue reading

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