Tag Archives: motherhood

Ain’t It The Truth?

“Mom, life was easier when I believed the Disney Princesses were real and babies came out of belly buttons.”  Anna-12                                                                        Advertisements

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Sometimes They Make Me Crazy

“Mom, you’ve been doing way too much yelling, especially about stupid stuff like drinking our milk and tying our shoes.”  Will-10 It’s true. This has been a common theme in my house lately… “Mom, why are you yelling at me?” Because … Continue reading

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Kid, You’re Killing Me!

“Mom, no offense or anything, but I can’t hold your hand anymore. I mean, I still sorta wanna and I still really like you a whole bunch, but if anyone saw me holding your hand it would ruin my life. … Continue reading

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It’s Not My Fault…I swear

“Mom, just so you know…I didn’t do it. There was a cup of juice, that wasn’t mine, that accidentally spilled on the coffee table, but it wasn’t my fault. I just found it there, all by itself with spillage everywhere. … Continue reading

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An Embarrassing Lunch

“Mom, can you pack me lunch today? And please…don’t make it embarrassing.” Anna-11 As parents, there are many ways we can ruin our children’s lives. The possibilities are endless. An embarrassing lunch, however, seems to have been overlooked and hasn’t been … Continue reading

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Puppy Love

“Mom, there’s a boy at school that I think might like me. When he’s not trying to trip me, he talks to me about sports I know nothing about and tells me jokes that aren’t really funny. I just laugh … Continue reading

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Another Day. Another Bad Idea.

Another day. Another bad idea. Here it is… Thinking it’s a good idea to indulge in the forgotten packs of Fun Dip at the bottom of the snack drawer while your parents peacefully sleep in on Mother’s Day morning. Then force … Continue reading

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My Mother’s Twin

“Mom, did you know that you have the exact same hair as Steven Tyler? You could almost be twins.” Anna-11 …except for the fact that I’m not a 63-year-old, uber-famous, male, recovered drug-addict, rocker. Putting all that aside, there is … Continue reading

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Ah, Insecurity!

“Mom, I totally get that I don’t have to be like everyone else…but what if I feel like I should be?” Anna-11 Now this, my dear daughter, your mother totally gets. I hate insecurity. I especially hate how it sneaks … Continue reading

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My Plight To Find The Funny In The Frustrating And Save My Sanity

It all started as a joke on facebook. Quite honestly, as a way to poke fun at my friends who were “psyched to have the laundry folded” or “feeling fab after running 25 miles without breaking a sweat”. I couldn’t … Continue reading

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