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Eddie Haskell

“Hey Will, go inside and tell Mom she’s beautiful and see if you can get us a couple more freeze pops. Try to get me a blue one this time.” Jay-8 to Will-10 It looks like a modern day version … Continue reading

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Bunny Tales

“Seriously Mom, a bunny? You expect me to believe a cute, fuzzy, little bunny is going to hop all around the world dragging along baskets filled with candy and trinkets to millions of kids? I mean, c’mon Mom…it’s physically impossible! … Continue reading

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The Spray Tan

“Oh my god Mom! What the heck happened to your face…you look like a Oompa Loompa! Why would you do that? Anna – 11 Personally, I think I look pretty damn good. She’s just 11…what does she know anyway. I mean, it’s suppose … Continue reading

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