Tag Archives: Ninjas

Who’s Hiding In Your Closet?

“Mom, now that I’m bigger, I don’t worry about ninjas coming in my window at night. I just worry about bad guys with chain saws in my closet.”  Jay-9 What keeps you up at night?

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Ninja Dreams

“Mom, would you be so happy if I grew-up and got a job as a ninja in China? I think you can get that as a real job and make like a million bucks busting up bad guys.” Jay-8 I … Continue reading

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I’ll Be The Good Guy And You Be The Bad Guy

“Where are my Bobby pins?  Who took my Bobby pins? Why would someone take my Bobby pins?”

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Ninja Dreams

“Mom, would you be so happy if I grew-up and got a job as a ninja in China? I think you can get that as a real job and make like a million bucks busting up bad guys.” Jay-8 I … Continue reading

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