Tag Archives: Sibling Rivalry

We Got The Evil Elf!

“Hey, look! I found the Elf!” “I found him first, Jay.” “No, you didn’t, Will. I did!” “Jay, you’re lying!” “No, I’m not. You’re the liar!” “Yes, you are, Jay. You’re the world’s worst liar ever!” “Well, you’re the worst … Continue reading

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The Mad Cow Dines With The Devil

“Will, you are so freakishly disgusting. You chew like a sick cow.” “What the heck, Anna! I can’t help it. It’s just the way I chew.” “No, it’s not. I know you’re doing it on purpose just to make me … Continue reading

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